Navy Retirees Forced to Return To Duty

 

It seems that we are spreading our troops too thin and the Navy needs more volunteers.  I will be 37 this next December and if that is not too old I am definitely going to enlist.

 

Keep the faith and eat more possum

 

This is what you can expect any day now:

 

 

 

YOU HAVE BEEN CALLED TO ACTIVE DUTY

 

 

 

OFFICIAL NOTICE


The US Navy has called you to Active Duty.

 

Because of the current shortage of military personnel, you will be

receiving orders calling you to active duty.  The DOD has decided that your

services are needed on board a newly commissioned patrol ship to operate

in the Persian Gulf, so you will be joining your shipmates in the next

couple of weeks.

 

This will be tough duty for an elderly man like you, but, in the face of

the present manpower shortage, you must answer your country's call to duty.

 

You will receive orders in a few days, directing you to your home port in

time to meet the ship, which will be returning from shakedown training.

 

They are a ragged and scurvy lot, rather young and rough; no doubt they

will need extensive training.

Best wishes for a very rewarding cruise.

I have attached a photo of your new crew

 

 

 

 

 

Best Regards,

Donald Rumsfeld, Sec. of Defense

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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