Subject: Are you a Democrat or Republican?

If nothing else, at least it is amusing....

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:



You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.  Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.  You are carrying a Glock 40 Cal., and you are an expert shot.  You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.



What do you do?




1) Democrat's Answer:


v   Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

v   Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

v   Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

v   Could we run away?

v   What does my wife think?

v   What about the kids?

v   Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

v   What does the law say about this situation?

v   Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

v   Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

v   Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

v   Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

v   If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

v   Should I call 9-1-1?

v   Why is this street so deserted?

v   We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

v   This is all so confusing!

v   I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.






2) Republican's Answer:




3) Southern Republican's Answer:

BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  click...(sounds
of reloading).  BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  BANG!  BANG!


v   Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy!  Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
Hollow Points?"

v   Son: Git-r-Dun Pop!  Can I shoot the next one!

v   Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!













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