Subject: Are you a Democrat or
If nothing else, at least it is amusing....
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock 40 Cal., and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
1) Democrat's Answer:
v Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
v Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
v Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
v Could we run away?
v What does my wife think?
v What about the kids?
v Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
v What does the law say about this situation?
v Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
v Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
v Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
v Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
v If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
v Should I call 9-1-1?
v Why is this street so deserted?
v We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
v This is all so confusing!
v I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
3) Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click...(sounds
of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
v Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
v Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!
v Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!